Ordinary from the front.
Turn around, and the whole beach knows about you. He's never met a shoreline he didn't walk the full length of. Now he doesn't have to say a word.
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- Ballito
- Umhlanga
- Jeffreys Bay
- Plettenberg Bay
- Camps Bay
- Langebaan
You know him.
- He's in the water before anyone's found a spot on the sand.
- His shirt comes off in the car park. It is not that warm yet.
- He doesn't sit down at the beach. He walks it. The whole length, there and back, greeting people he's never met.
- He will bomb into a pool with children in it and think he's improved their afternoon.
- He doesn't go looking for the attention. It finds him, and he's known that his whole life.
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Nobody does this alone.
One man in these is a joke. Three men walking out together is the thing people bring up next December. Get a set. One for you, one for your brother, one for the uncle who will wear it to the pool without being asked.
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You don't have to say anything
You just turn around. No build up, no "watch this". Just a man walking slowly toward the water while the loungers behind him go quiet.
It's an actual swim short
Mesh liner, drawstring, quick dry fabric. Swim in it, get out, walk the beach, drive home in it.
It's the gift they bring up next year
Nobody remembers another beach towel. Everyone remembers the summer he turned around.
How it works
Put them on
From the front they're a completely ordinary swim short. Nobody looks twice.
Turn around
That's it. There is no step three.
Stand back
The rest of the day handles itself.
Our summer starts now.
October to March, and December is the big one. The coast, the whole family in one house, and every day spent within sight of water. That's the holiday you're buying these for.
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If they don't fit, we send another pair. Free.
Clothing is hard to buy online, and harder when you're buying it for someone else and can't ask his size without ruining the surprise. That's why the chart is in centimetres.
- 30 days to swap for another size, at no cost to you
- We pay the return leg. You are not out of pocket
- On top of your 7-day right to cancel any online order (ECT Act)
- Size chart in cm. One email address, one human who answers it
Reviews of this product
Carried over from the manufacturer's listing. Our own reviews go here as they come in.
Wore these to the beach and people kept doing double takes. Easily the funniest swim trunks I've ever owned.
Bought these for my husband, and he refuses to wear anything else on vacation.
Everyone at the pool lost it. Easily the funniest trunks I own.
Questions
Is it a real swim short?
Yes. Drawstring, mesh liner, quick dry fabric. The joke is printed on the fabric. The short itself is completely ordinary.
Will people think I am actually naked?
For about two seconds. That is exactly the point.
Which size do I take?
Measure your waist in centimetres and pick the size where your measurement sits in the MIDDLE of the range, not at the edge. The band stretches, so too close to the edge and it sits wrong.
Do you deliver anywhere in SA?
Yes, anywhere in South Africa. Checkout shows your estimated delivery date before you pay.