WINDGAT™ Peel Plaakies

WINDGAT™ Peel Plaakies

  • Ordinary on your feet.
  • A signature in the sand.
  • EVA footbed, non-slip sole, quick dry.
R 300.00

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One row per pair. They do not have to match.

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One row per pair. They do not have to match.

Sep 13 Ordered
Sep 14 to Sep 15 Leaves us
Sep 27 to Oct 11 At your door

Ordered today, it lands before the first warm weekend. Delivery runs 14 to 28 days. The people who leave it until the weather turns are the ones wearing last year's shorts in the photos.

Ships worldwide · free in SA30 days to swapSizes in cm
What actually happens in the sand?

The sole is moulded, so every step presses the shape into wet sand behind you. It works best on the firm sand near the water. Dry, loose sand holds nothing — that is the sand, not the plakkie.

Are they comfortable, or just a joke?

EVA footbed, PU lining, non-slip TPU outsole. They are a normal pair of plakkies that happen to leave a mark. Quick dry, so they go from the water to the car.

Which size do I take?

Measure your foot in centimetres and match the last column of the size guide. Do not go by the number in your takkies — SA, EU and UK sizing disagree by up to a full size, and the centimetres do not.

Do you deliver anywhere in SA?

Yes, anywhere in South Africa. Checkout shows your estimated delivery date before you pay.

Size guide — UK, EU and centimetres

SA sizing is UK sizing, so pick your normal number. Each pair covers two sizes — the sole is moulded, not cut to the half-size. If you are unsure, measure your foot heel to longest toe while standing and use the last column; it is the only number that never argues.

You pickEUFoot length
UK 3-436-3723.0 - 23.5 cm
UK 5-638-3924.0 - 25.0 cm
UK 740-4125.5 - 26.0 cm
UK 8-942-4326.5 - 27.5 cm
UK 1044-4528.0 - 28.5 cm
UK 11-1246-4729.0 - 30.0 cm

Between two rows? Take the bigger pair. A plakkie that is slightly long still walks; one that is short rubs the strap.

In the sand

Reviews of this product

Carried over from the manufacturer's listing. Our own reviews go here as they come in.

★★★★★
He loves it

Wore these to the beach and people kept doing double takes. Easily the funniest swim trunks I've ever owned.

Alex M.
★★★★★
Great gift

Bought these for my husband, and he refuses to wear anything else on vacation.

Madison T.
★★★★★
Good quality

Everyone at the pool lost it. Easily the funniest trunks I own.

James T.
They only make sense with the shorts.

They only make sense with the shorts.

Ordinary from the front, a story from behind, and a signature in the sand on the way out. One joke told three times is a bit. Told once is an accident.

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Who you are actually buying these for

The man who walks the whole beach and back, greeting people he has never met.

The one who already owns every gadget. He does not own these.

The braai where somebody has to be the story. It is going to be him either way.

How it works

Put them on

From the front they're a completely ordinary swim short. Nobody looks twice.

Turn around

That's it. There is no step three.

Stand back

The rest of the day handles itself.

Why they work

The joke keeps working after he walks away

A shirt is over when you leave. A footprint stays there until the tide takes it.

They are actual plakkies

EVA footbed, PU lining, non-slip TPU outsole. Wear them all summer, not once for a photo.

Nobody has to be told

The people behind him work it out on their own, which is the entire reason it lands.

Our summer starts now.

October to March, and December is the big one. The coast, the whole family in one house, and every day spent within sight of water. That's the holiday you're buying these for.

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30 day promise

If they don't fit, we send another pair. Free.

Clothing is hard to buy online, and harder when you're buying it for someone else and can't ask his size without ruining the surprise. That's why the chart is in centimetres.

  • 30 days to swap for another size, at no cost to you
  • We pay the return leg. You are not out of pocket
  • On top of your 7-day right to cancel any online order (ECT Act)
  • Size chart in cm. One email address, one human who answers it
SLIP SLOP™ Peel Plaakies

He does not have to say anything.

By the time they work out what they are looking at, he is fifty metres up the beach.

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